If you ask me, Midas had it easy.
My name is Helene, and I am the daughter of a God. Or so my mother told me from an early age. Her husband was not impressed by the divine miracle he returned home to, and so at the unusually early age of seven, I became an acolyte at the Temple of Aphrodite.
Liam Hogan writes when he isn't doing anything else. This happens with remarkable regularity, and at least one story has emerged every month for the last three years. Liar's League has been the main beneficiary, but there's plenty to go round. Just ask.